"Lacienna/6: Srs i wanna bone guildys voice
Lacienna/6: Its so nice "

"21:17 - DEX @datcraptoplife: complains about math test
21:17 - DEX @datcraptoplife: spends previous night playing video games drunk with a broken wrist
21:17 - DEX @datcraptoplife: #justguildythings"

"20:29 - rez: guildy started training mighty was his hand
20:29 - rez: coulda seen him strafin' all across the land"

"14:34 - Dex: gather 'round the fire ye, story time with dex
the tale I will tell ye will leave ye perplexed

Was a little scout main guildy was his name
he went on a quest for glory and fame

he started out humbly, beating lowlife scum
little did he know what later he'd become

aye the tale is not over lads

guildy started training mighty was his hand
coulda see him strafing all across the land

those who stood against him soonly all would fall
no living man could best him in a fair ol' brawl

passed down into legend, greatest of the gods
and that is the tale of guildy the scout"